The Unsolved Mystery of the Toe-Eating Dog
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5 min readNov 9, 2021
Do you believe?
All the good floor sweepers have secrets, don’t you think?
The man who swept the floors in the lab where I worked during college was named Howser. He was a Vietnam vet who could never sneak up on you because he always wore a jangling ring of keys clipped to the belt loop of his jeans.