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Nov 29, 2021

Why I’m Always on the Lookout For A Good Set of Deer Lungs

You never forget your first pair.

Why I’m Always on the Lookout For A Good Set of Deer Lungs

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Oct 23, 2021

How A Chicken Turned My Mother Into a Secret Democrat

In Memory of Natalie Portman the Chicken, a Rooster

How A Chicken Turned My Mother Into a Secret Democrat

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Oct 28, 2021

There Is A Small Bone In The Center Of Your Heart

Most people have never even heard of it.

There Is A Small Bone In The Center Of Your Heart

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Sep 21, 2021

You’re Gorgeous! You’re Hideous! Let’s Scream!

Adventures with weird birds

You’re Gorgeous! You’re Hideous! Let’s Scream!

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Aug 3, 2024

AI Can’t Fix My Broken Raccoon Trap

Protecting my chickens against the nighttime marauders

AI Can’t Fix My Broken Raccoon Trap

Emily Kingsley

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Jul 27, 2024

You Don’t Have To Say Everything You Know

Try it. You’ll instantly be smarter, calmer, cooler, and funnier.

You Don’t Have To Say Everything You Know

Emily Kingsley

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Jun 2, 2024

Be Foxy

My dog has a bark that sounds like a cross between a sea lion's bark and the type of air horn used to signal the end of a soccer game. This…

Be Foxy

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Nov 19, 2023

Darwin Made Trump

Stay with me here.

Darwin Made Trump

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Aug 22, 2023

Finding Joy In Your Own Special Fecal Plume

And also whales.

Finding Joy In Your Own Special Fecal Plume

Emily Kingsley

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Aug 12, 2023

Everybody Lies About Hot Dogs

And why Aristotle can suck it.

Everybody Lies About Hot Dogs

Emily Kingsley

Emily Kingsley

Always polishing the flip side of the coin. Live updates from the middle class. e.kingsleywhalen@gmail.com. She/her.

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