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Emily Kingsley
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Why I’m Always on the Lookout for a Good Set of Deer Lungs

You never forget your first pair — In the fall, many New Englanders dress in camouflage and skip scented products like soap and deodorant. They’re getting up early to climb up into a tree with a gun or a bow in the hopes that they can shoot a deer. I am not one of these people. But…

Education

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Why I’m Always on the Lookout For A Good Set of Deer Lungs
Why I’m Always on the Lookout For A Good Set of Deer Lungs
Education

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How A Chicken Turned My Mom Into a Secret Democrat

In Memory of Natalie Portman the Chicken, a Rooster — Some stories need exaggeration to make them interesting. This one doesn't. Every word is true. The Human Babies My friend Kelly and I were pregnant at the same time. Our babies grew to be soybean-sized, then avocado-sized, and then spaghetti squash-sized. We had the same due date and figured our babies would be…

Family

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How A Chicken Turned My Mother Into a Secret Democrat
How A Chicken Turned My Mother Into a Secret Democrat
Family

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Age of Awareness

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There Is A Small Bone In The Center Of Your Heart

Most people have never even heard of it. — Your heart is a muscle in the center of your chest. It pumps blood through tubes that travel to all parts of your body. Inside your heart is a small, teardrop-shaped bone. Most people don’t know about this bone. The students in my high school biology class had never heard…

Education

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There Is A Small Bone In The Center Of Your Heart
There Is A Small Bone In The Center Of Your Heart
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You’re Gorgeous! You’re Hideous! Let’s Scream!

Adventures with weird birds — I was at this art gallery on Cape Cod and there were these huge black and white images of feathers. They were printed on this creamy-textured paper that you just wanted to rub between your fingers. I was very pregnant and the skin on my feet was pulled so taut…

Creativity

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You’re Gorgeous! You’re Hideous! Let’s Scream!
You’re Gorgeous! You’re Hideous! Let’s Scream!
Creativity

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Aug 22

Finding Joy In Your Own Special Fecal Plume

And also whales. Growing up on a farm makes you think about poop differently than most people. I grew up on a farm, and one of my resulting talents is that I am great at sniffing out all different kinds of poop. Cow, chicken, horse, pig, dog — they are…

Psychology

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Finding Joy In Your Own Special Fecal Plume
Finding Joy In Your Own Special Fecal Plume
Psychology

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Aug 12

Everybody Lies About Hot Dogs

And why Aristotle can suck it. When I was pregnant the first time, everyone — everyone — predicted I would have a boy. My mom explained it like this: “People think you’re cool. People think boys are cool. So people think you will have a boy.” Ok, mom. I learned…

Psychology

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Everybody Lies About Hot Dogs
Everybody Lies About Hot Dogs
Psychology

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Jul 28

Fill Your Bowl with Cherries

The ties that bind the War of 1812 to chainsaw grease to a peach pit. Tonight at dinner, I sliced a peach and put it in a bowl on the table. My husband is camping on a glacier in Alaska this week, so dinner at our house has been casual…

Psychology

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Fill Your Bowl with Cherries
Fill Your Bowl with Cherries
Psychology

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Human Parts

·Jul 24

It’s a Wet, Hot Zucchini Summer

A contemplation on the economics of summer hobbies. In May I invested in four baby zucchini plants from a greenhouse. Each one cost $6.00, which felt like a lot, but sometimes the intoxicating smell of a greenhouse in springtime makes me loose with my money. When I got home, I…

Nature

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It’s a Wet, Hot Zucchini Summer
It’s a Wet, Hot Zucchini Summer
Nature

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Jun 18

Tasting Notes from the Summer Buddies Tea Party

I’ll have the hose water special, please. On Thursday, my son came home from his last day of kindergarten with a backpack full of art projects, worksheets, and flashcards of word lists and math facts to practice over the summer. …

Parenting

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Tasting Notes from the Summer Buddies Tea Party
Tasting Notes from the Summer Buddies Tea Party
Parenting

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Feb 25

My Secret Cockroach Superpower

Tap tap tap…I think you’re going to be ok. I share my office with about a dozen Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. They live in a small glass tank between my Bluetooth speaker and a box of K-cups. As far as officemates go, they’re not that bad. …

Mental Health

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My Secret Cockroach Superpower
My Secret Cockroach Superpower
Mental Health

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Emily Kingsley

Emily Kingsley

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Always polishing the flip side of the coin. Live updates from the middle class. e.kingsleywhalen@gmail.com. She/her.

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