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Why I’m Always on the Lookout For A Good Set of Deer Lungs

You never forget your first pair.

Nov 29, 2021

Why I’m Always on the Lookout For A Good Set of Deer Lungs

Nov 29, 2021

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How A Chicken Turned My Mother Into a Secret Democrat

In Memory of Natalie Portman the Chicken, a Rooster

Oct 23, 2021

How A Chicken Turned My Mother Into a Secret Democrat

Oct 23, 2021

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Age of Awareness

There Is A Small Bone In The Center Of Your Heart

Most people have never even heard of it.

Oct 28, 2021

There Is A Small Bone In The Center Of Your Heart

Oct 28, 2021

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You’re Gorgeous! You’re Hideous! Let’s Scream!

Adventures with weird birds

Sep 21, 2021

You’re Gorgeous! You’re Hideous! Let’s Scream!

Sep 21, 2021

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AI Can’t Fix My Broken Raccoon Trap

Protecting my chickens against the nighttime marauders

Aug 3

AI Can’t Fix My Broken Raccoon Trap

Aug 3

Emily Kingsley

You Don’t Have To Say Everything You Know

Try it. You’ll instantly be smarter, calmer, cooler, and funnier.

Jul 27

You Don’t Have To Say Everything You Know

Jul 27

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Be Foxy

My dog has a bark that sounds like a cross between a sea lion's bark and the type of air horn used to signal the end of a soccer game. This…

Jun 2

Be Foxy

Jun 2

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Darwin Made Trump

Stay with me here.

Nov 19, 2023

Darwin Made Trump

Nov 19, 2023

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Finding Joy In Your Own Special Fecal Plume

And also whales.

Aug 22, 2023

Finding Joy In Your Own Special Fecal Plume

Aug 22, 2023

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Everybody Lies About Hot Dogs

And why Aristotle can suck it.

Aug 12, 2023

Everybody Lies About Hot Dogs

Aug 12, 2023

Emily Kingsley

Emily Kingsley

Always polishing the flip side of the coin. Live updates from the middle class. e.kingsleywhalen@gmail.com. She/her.

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